Meriahuoll !: kuku kaki ku ke kok

Monday, 21 March 2011

kuku kaki ku ke kok

jgan marah uollss akak lama x hupdate blog..sejak pegang jawatan ketua tukang sapu ni sibuk benar nampaknya.... sorry uollsss...

mane kan weeding sepupu akak yang x sudah2 lagi....pening akak....

ok lah ..tadi akak pi bank..punya lah lama tunggu giliran...mau tidak gilirin akak adalah yg ke 34..mapoo tunggu...

boring tunggu..siap main game...facebook kat hp..tetiba ade amoi duduk sebelah akak...akak buat donno je...bau wangi..kalau akak lelaki sejati mau akak terkam rogol amoi tu time tu gak...cun tu...

akak pun main je lah game..then akak terpandang kuku kaki dia..nail polish warna hijau kilat...ko mampu...siap kuku ibu jari dia panjang gila siap.. bentuk lengkung lagi...ayoooo geli ok...akak syak betina ni juara panjat pokok..itu kuku kasi grip dekat batang pokok..akak tengok kuku tangan dia...

ohhh tuhan warna emas siap ade corak bunga2..mati lah...gemok2 bunga kuku dia...lagi2 blah kiri..mau tidak gemok2 bunga tu... kena baja taik tiap kali cebok....opsss...

akak toleh kiri akak ..aci tua...pakai sari luruh warna merah hati...akak tengok kuku kaki...oh tuhannnn

nakkk jugak..warna hijau uollssss...tp siap warna dah tanggal2..akak syak bulan lepas sapu nail polish then feeling warna kuku sebenar....

then ape lagi tiap kali betina2 ni masuk bank akak tengok kuku kaki diorang....

tetiba seorang pompuan pakai tudung lilit2 ala2 arab...tapi muka jawa plak...celak hitammmm..mau satu kayu celak tu habis tenyeh... sibuk main hp dia..iphone 4 plak...feeling...dia ngan kawan dia...

wahhhh kuku tangan hitam...kelas...akak syak betina ni period...biase lah pompuan2 ni kan kalau period kan feeling2 pakai nail polish...gitewwww

the tengah akak dok tengok dia..dia perasan...akak pun duk senyum2 sinis...

then kawan dia pandang akak trus tengok kuku kaki akak...then dia cakap.

"eee besarnya kuku dia"... akak trus tengok kaki akak..yer tak yer gak..besar betul kuku kaki aku...sibuk duk kutuk kuku orang..rupanya kuku sendiri macam kuku beruang...larikkkkk

ko mampoooo?

23 comments:

Ana Montana said...: hahahahha..
gelak giler..
aku pun suka tgk kuku kaki org..; 22 March 2011 at 16:43
Emie. said...: eee kak
geli la aku kak tgk gmbr last tu.
kate gegurl, haruslah kuku polish wax bagai kan.; 22 March 2011 at 16:47
Jey said...: hahahaa..
seriously, bila baca entri blog ni..gelak je memanjang..hilang stress kejap.
terbaik lah kak!; 22 March 2011 at 17:02
Tasha said...: akk ni jahat tau..... kenapa tak pesan awal2 "jangan baca entry ni kalau tgh makan" tersembur nasi I bula tgk gmbr yg last tu tau~; 22 March 2011 at 17:08
Anonymous said...: HAHAHAHAHAH =D
TERPAKSA GUNA URUP BESO PASAL NK GELAK KUAT2...

AHKAK,,,TOLONG JGN PENGOTOR BOLE??

*rindu la, asik jarang hapdet je; 22 March 2011 at 17:19
Anonymous said...: MasyaAllah, I've never been this much entertained by a writer. You are fun to know and your stories are fresh and authentic. Please do keep on entertaining us but remember to just be yourself because I know you must be a good person with a kind heart. Don't look down on others so others won't look down onto you!; 22 March 2011 at 18:09
KiFli MaLLy said...: hahahha tak tahan uols kena carut balik hahaha.....jijik uols pic last skali tu :); 22 March 2011 at 18:17
Yuyu said...: hahahahha..akak bz buat kenduri sbb tu lupa nak tuuuuutttt kuku kaki...kan?tak gitewwwww????; 22 March 2011 at 18:29
boyarque said...: hahahahahaahhangguk! Pocah poghut den...tgh makan nasik lak tu!; 22 March 2011 at 22:25
Anis Azalea said...: selalu jugak tgk kuku kaki org pakai nail polish dah tertanggal kaler pastu tak cat baru..mmg sangap...

haha...diorg mana pakai air cuci najis..lap2 jelah..; 22 March 2011 at 23:33
Emira Darmia said...: akak ni lawak la..masuk la raja lawak..nnt sy vote..rasenye musti ramai yg nk vote akak; 23 March 2011 at 10:08
Golden Rose said...: suke gak tgk kuku kaki orang...pastu tgk balik kuku kaki kita...kuku pic last tu gelila ....jemput singgah

http://thegoldenrosereturn.blogspot.com/; 23 March 2011 at 10:52
Anonymous said...: ko memang kelako tumbs up; 23 March 2011 at 11:20
si cokelattte said...: aiyo.. gheli gila babs okkay... lain kali warning awal2 k.. hahahah...; 23 March 2011 at 11:41
sharajarazalli said...: akak ni gile ea..rse nk smack down je..ha3 pape pn akak senduk d best wlaupn kuku mcm beruang...; 23 March 2011 at 12:39
hOtMaMa'S Cheese Cake said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 23 March 2011 at 13:04
MrS. SoPhiE's ♥ said...: kak senduk ni mmg klako... aku bace stiap inci pkataan ko, mcm adik2 punye bahse...kelessss...

2 Thumbs up... nice blog!; 23 March 2011 at 14:40
marinahunny said...: hahahahaha ngarut ko ni kak..hahaha; 23 March 2011 at 16:38
Anonymous said...: akak..i pon kdg2 tertgok kuku kaki org jgk..adui..benci ble nail polish tu ala2 idop segan mati takmo..yg kaler itam tu actually inai itam kak..ala2 arab wossini sgt kn..kalo org xtau kne b***h la ko sbb ingt nail polish..huhu; 25 March 2011 at 01:03
Anonymous said...: suka baca lawak kak senduk..tergelak sorg2! sy pun suka tgk kuku org..plg suka tgk org yg punya kuku dan kaki yg bersih...selalunya kalo first date,antara perkara pertama yg sy akan tgk adalah kuku! leh bt early analysis about him...; 30 March 2011 at 12:44
Mikah Lurima said...: hahaha... x snonoh punyer pompuan! kak sendok pown same! keji lah! LOL

btw, memang suka tgk kuku kaki org agaknya kita ni sume. feeling2 kuku org teruk padehal kuku sendiri??? buweeeeeeeekk! ;P; 7 April 2011 at 00:34
FiqaSaleh said...: klako lah hahahhahahahahaha.... hupdet lah slalu kak..hahahhahaa

p/s: pic yg last tu..boleh wat mimpu ngeri..; 15 April 2011 at 14:30
Anonymous said...: kalau dalam islam dibenarkan pakai nail polish, i pun dah pergi dah saloon buat manicure, kalau tak suka sudah, tk perlu lah cakap juara panjat pokok, baja taik apa semua,; 23 December 2011 at 17:29